Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
