Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better