We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun