I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
