The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…