I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…