We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Let there be light blight and hindsight
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary