Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason