Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
