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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Rated G

Cartoonists always draw the lightbulb going off in someone’s head
pointing up
so that no one will think it’s a naked light bulb

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Nothing Succeeds Like Obsessed

100% of success is showing up on time
I Cry a Lot These Days

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
Opinions Are Like Souls: Everybody’s Got One and They All Link

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
The Center Cannot Hold in Its Laughter

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
All Scientists Are Mad Scientists

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Haiku

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Art Imitates Near-death

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Do Not Give Way On Your Desire

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Fake It ‘Til You Make It

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
“We shall go on to the end. We shall fight... whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
Mountain of a Man

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Harvest Soon

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
You Only Live Once

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
In Order to Glow in the Dark, You Must First Be Energized by the Light

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…



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