It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other