Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
