The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
