Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
