We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
