Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

I want what you want so I want a cow