As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week