The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys