You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and