If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor