You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done