The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put