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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

I Like to Talk to Myself

So, how did we survive?
We felt God’s Presence
OMG, we would have never thought of that

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Adam and Eve Got Dressed for Success

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
The Logic of Our Times

In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
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Why Life Is So Hard

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
“Under OVS, students must select a fruit or vegetable at each meal and must take at least three items for the meal to qualify as reimbursable.”

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
What Does It Mean That Words Can Do Anything?

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
“He’s heating up!”

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
The Brains of the Operation

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Connect the Dots or Connect the Bots, the Choice Is Ours

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
Epic Flail

My ego is too big
In the World to Come We Will All Laugh at the Thought of Disbelief; We Will Believe Because Belief Is Absurd and We Will Laugh Because Disbelief Is Rational

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe
A Time’s Up Redux

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Spokesman for a Veneration

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
When, Not If

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
Ghost of Myself

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation



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