Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has