Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Mating For Life Saved My
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun