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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

I Hope and Trust That You Will Make the Necessary Adjustments

The United States’ motto is still
In God We Trust
but everyone knows
that’s come to mean
Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Other works by Chris Gaither...
“We shall go on to the end. We shall fight... whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
Haiku

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Eight Rhymes with Hate

It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
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Who Needs Rights When You Have Vibes?

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
The New Risk Economy

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
The Rescuers

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Kol Emunah

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
If You’re Lucky, Your True Soulmate Becomes Your Real Helpmate

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
“The Light From the (First Nuclear) Explosion Was Seen Clearly at Albuquerque”

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The Presidency Reduced to a Device in the Divorce Plot

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
He Has More Money Than God, Which Is How He Knows God Is Real

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
The Brain Is Pattern Seeking; God Is Pattern Founding

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
I’m in Total Shock That He’s a Sociopath Because on Social Media He Has Such an Infectious Personality

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
The Measure of a Man

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Not Now, Not Ever

We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
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