No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped