G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

When God closes one store He opens another

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis