2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix