God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…