In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up