We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface