A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

I don’t get mad I get odd

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference