Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy