Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know