When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

There Is Always Room For

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…