And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
