The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain