So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
