Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure