I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships