Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
