You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…