Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball