Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others