Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
If you Buy it You might Like it
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
