The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify