It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic