I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
