My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
