Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with