The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
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